Robert Edward Hibbs is 9 years old.
He goes to Mandeville school in Sawbridgeworth.
"Daddy, " said the bright child accompanying her father on a round of golf,
"Why mustn't the ball go in the little hole?"
Q: If there's a referee in football and an umpire in cricket, what is there in bowls?
A: Goldfish.
Girl: "I know how we can improve our netball team."
Games teacher: Good does that mean your leaving?"
How did the idiot die in a submarine?
He opened the window to get some fresh air.
Why did the idiot bury his car?
Someone told him the battery was dead!
Waiter, will my hamburger be long?
No Sir, it will be round like everyone else's
Father: What are your marks like at school?
Boy: They are underwater.
Father: What do you mean underwater.
Boy: Below C level
How does an Elephant get down from a tree?
It sits on a leaf and waits for autumn